David Spade’s Life Hacks – Lights Out with David Spade

David Spade’s Life Hacks – Lights Out with David Spade

Life is hard. Ah, but I’ve got it
really figured out. I’ve got, uh, some life hacks,
but I’ve got Spade hacks. Watch this funny video. ♪ ♪ Do you have a hard time
pitting avocados? Really getting in there? Make your assistant do it. ANNOUNCER:
Spade hack. Oh, no, your friend’s dingbat
Tinder date, who you didn’t even want
to come over anyway ’cause she’s a plus one, she spilled red wine all over
your carpet, naturally. That’s gonna leave a mark
on your carpet, right? Wrong. You get a handful
of paper towels, some club soda, hand them to your housekeeper, and then tell her to dab it, and do everything
and then you drift off. ANNOUNCER:
Spade hack. Tired of untangling your phone’s
charge cord over and over just to have it
get knotted up again? Buy a cell phone company,
then they send you a brand-new one
every time it’s knotted up. And with my executive-level
connection, -I can watch porn in an
elevator. -(bell dings) Almost impossible,
but there I am. Yeah, boy.
(chuckling) ANNOUNCER:
Spade hack. -Allergic to cats? (meows)
-(sneezing) Bribe your local
homeowner’s association with tickets
to your next comedy show -and have cats banned from the
neighborhood. -(cats meowing) Or you could get them into
The Comedy Store to see Sebastian or Bill Burr and hope there’s a pop in
from Chappelle. Very easy, just…
(clicks tongues) Take care of that. ANNOUNCER:
Spade Hack. Tune in next time for more easy
Spade hacks that anybody can do. (meows) ANNOUNCER:
Spade Hack.

38 thoughts on “David Spade’s Life Hacks – Lights Out with David Spade”

  1. I feel that since most of the country is working three low-income jobs that David is speaking to some increasingly rarified Angeleno audience ("Homeowner's Association?").

  2. Everyone salty that the guy is making jokes about his wealth. Y’all want him to pretend he’s poor to connect with you?

  3. Ahahahha…🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤘

  4. Give tinder date a sippy cup.
    …only rare geniuses come up with such divineness🤙

  5. Spade Hack is a phrase that could be played with.. I'm just saying hack can infer wannabe comedian or you could take a more deranged approach as in hack Spade to pieces I guess that's not funny though

  6. Sorry this is a Lane Ass Segment. Need to pick it up or you will dropped. You can only right Farleys Coattails for do long

  7. kinda glossed over and said "where was the jokes" to myself after it ended. but then im a crazy person who talks to himself and then comments about it on a youtube video.

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