Science Queers… Academy! [instrumental – Good Morning, Baltimore
– Hairspray] Oh, oh, oh, when I woke up
I felt just great like yesterday. Oh, [cough cough] my throat’s acting up. I don’t know why. This is not right. In the sauna last night they pounded me quite. I can’t even remember who I am. Whore!
– Ah! [music – Soy Humana – Chenoa]
I’m sorry but convincing you is not up to me. I’m sorry I am what you see. I am human. I am human.
Pure intensity. I don’t get the gallop moment. [instrumental – Venus – Lady Gaga] Listen, gurls, I need a host because I’m a, because I’m a virus! Without you I cannot live because I’m a, because I’m a virus! Hepatitis A, B or C, HIV, virus! I’m gonna take an Augmentin.
– Antibiotics don’t affect me because I’m a virus! I need a host. I am home alone. Uh, can you host? Yes, I can! Are you a top or a bottom? I’m a virus! Aaah! [instrumental – El baile del gorila – Melody] I am a bacteria. Bacteria. Bacteria. I will infect you! Mucosa with mucosa,
chlamydia and gonorrhea. You are no strange to vice. Uh, uh, uh, uh! Swallow all my shite. Mucosa with mucosa,
chlamydia and gonorrhea. You are no strange to vice. That is slut shaming!
– Uh, uh, uh uh! Swallow all my shite. And you’re gonna swallow my shite because what I infect you with is my toxins. Because I’m an independent woman and live by my own means,
die by my own means, eat by my own means
and breathe by my own means. I even infect you by my own means. The future will be feminist or it won’t be. Ah, girl, what a speech. Shut up, girl. That wasn’t for you. Oh! [music – SOS – Rihanna] Every time you self-medicate
they become stronger. If you liked this video,
you can’t miss Science Queers Academy where my students compete to be the nerdiest. [Subtitled by Lana Vuli]